
Some books are just meant to be read in the summer – light hearted, fun and a ten on the scale of one to ten for utter madness. Sweep of the Heart by Ilona Andrews is just such a book. The latest in the Innkeeper Chronicles series, it was initially serialised on the website of Ilona Andrews. We definitely wouldn’t have had the patience to read it in the serialised version but as a book it was immense fun. We have earlier reviewed other books in the series but this one took the craziness to another level.
Dina and Sean are inkeepers of Gertrude Hunt, a galactic Inn on earth where aliens of all species can come and stay without any hindrance, on the condition that they do not reveal themselves to earth’s populace. The powerful emperor of the Seven Star Dominion, a large galactic power, holds a contest to choose his spouse. The contestants have been narrowed down to the final twelve. His organisers ask Gertrude Hunt to host the finals as it would be a neutral space. Such a place is critical since the contestants are from various, some rivalling and some murderous planets. Dina and Sean find themselves organising a Hunger Games meets the Bachelor kind of event but on a galactic scale. The whole thing is televised for the Dominion people to vote on who they want their emperor to choose.
You see our point about how mad it is? Well, it gets even better. The contestants themselves are various genders and species, even a fish like creature in a tank which speaks through rays of light pulsating from it. How such a marriage would work ultimately is not something that the reader should break their heads about. Apparently everything is possible on a galactic level. Needless to say, the emperor is a wily politician and the entire spouse selection exercise is a controlled popularity gaining and deal making exercise whilst ensuring the citizens are invested in whoever is picked. The craziness of the contestants did make us wonder whether Ilona Andrews, the writing duo, were drinking something powerful when coming up with each chapter.
Dina and Sean and their staff are brilliant and manage with panache to control the factions whilst providing incredible food courtesy their amazing and former ‘Red Cleaver’ chef ( seven feet tall and having a hedgehog like appearance!). There are serious parts to the story, like a rescue mission, but who remembers those? There are also a number of reveals for those who are following the series, most importantly the back story of Caldenia, the first and permanent guest of Gertrude Hunt.
A most enjoyable novel if one doesn’t insist on connecting the dots too much. A literary tour de force it is not and unashamedly so. But it is certainly one of the zaniest and most entertaining reads that we have come across in a while. Great for a light hearted Sunday afternoon in summer.